My pleasure, literally.

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gotosleepfuckedup: forevershinie: TREE, YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU NEED TO LEAF STEVE, THAT IS DISCRIMIATION. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHERE TREE DOES AND DOES NOT BELONG? DON’T LISTEN TO HIM TREE. FOLLOW YOUR HEART, AND GO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO. DON’T LET CLOSE-MINDED ASSHOLES BRING YOU DOWN. WAIT. HOLD THE FUCK UP. WHY THE FUCK IS HIS SHIRT NOT GREEN STRIPED? STEVE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF. STEVE WHERE IS YOUR NORMAL ATTIRE? YOU’RE DRUNK STEVE. YOU’RE SEEING FUCKING TREES IN YOUR HOUSE. YOU’RE LOSING IT STEVE; YOU’RE LOSING IT. DON’T LISTEN TO THEM STEVE, YOU ARE A WONDERFUL UNIQUE HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN’T NEED A STRIPED SHIRT TO BE BEAUTIFUL. STEVE, YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY. Look at Blue just standing there like a dumb ass, watching his family being torn apart and not saying shit. Steve is losing his fucking mind and Blue is just fucking STANDING THERE. Stupid bitch. WHO THE FUCK LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN? THAT’S PROBABLY HOW THE TREE GOT IN HERE, C’MON STEVE. MAYBE YOU DON’T BELONG THERE STEVE! STOP BREAKING INTO TREE’S HOUSES WHO ARE YOU TO SAY ANYTHING BELONGS ANYWHERE? YOU’RE NOT GOD, STEVE. COME ON. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. Reblog if you are against Tree discrimination. It has gone too far and society has reached a point where children are taught that innocent, law abiding trees dont belong. This is sick, Steve, sick. EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GET OF STEVE’S BACK. ALL OF THESE ILLEGAL ALIEN TREES COMING THROUGH THE BORDERS AND TAKING ALL OF THE WORK LEFT HIM WITHOUT A JOB. OBVIOUSLY HE CAN’T AFFORD HIS REGULAR GREEN-STRIPED SHIRTS. AND THEN THE FUCKING TREE JUST HAS TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, BREAKING INTO STEVE’S HOUSE AND MOCKING HIM WITH ITS GREENNESS. IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN? NO. NO, IT’S NOT EASY BEING STEVE. Look at Blue just sitting there. She is witnessing discrimination of that poor tree and is doing nothing. Doing nothing is encouraging Steve to continue insulting that tree. We don’t know anything about that tree. It could have been molested as a child or lives in poverty. If you witness bullying, speak up. HOLD UP. So Blue really was a girl. That’s insane. My whole childhood. JUST FUCKED UP NOW. What the hell was Magenta??

gotosleepfuckedup:

forevershinie:


TREE, YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU NEED TO LEAF

STEVE, THAT IS DISCRIMIATION. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHERE TREE DOES AND DOES NOT BELONG? DON’T LISTEN TO HIM TREE. FOLLOW YOUR HEART, AND GO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO. DON’T LET CLOSE-MINDED ASSHOLES BRING YOU DOWN.

WAIT. HOLD THE FUCK UP. WHY THE FUCK IS HIS SHIRT NOT GREEN STRIPED? STEVE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.

STEVE WHERE IS YOUR NORMAL ATTIRE? YOU’RE DRUNK STEVE. YOU’RE SEEING FUCKING TREES IN YOUR HOUSE. YOU’RE LOSING IT STEVE; YOU’RE LOSING IT.

DON’T LISTEN TO THEM STEVE, YOU ARE A WONDERFUL UNIQUE HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN’T NEED A STRIPED SHIRT TO BE BEAUTIFUL. STEVE, YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY.

Look at Blue just standing there like a dumb ass, watching his family being torn apart and not saying shit. Steve is losing his fucking mind and Blue is just fucking STANDING THERE. Stupid bitch.

WHO THE FUCK LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN? THAT’S PROBABLY HOW THE TREE GOT IN HERE, C’MON STEVE.

MAYBE YOU DON’T BELONG THERE STEVE! STOP BREAKING INTO TREE’S HOUSES

WHO ARE YOU TO SAY ANYTHING BELONGS ANYWHERE? YOU’RE NOT GOD, STEVE. COME ON. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

Reblog if you are against Tree discrimination. It has gone too far and society has reached a point where children are taught that innocent, law abiding trees dont belong. This is sick, Steve, sick.

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GET OF STEVE’S BACK. ALL OF THESE ILLEGAL ALIEN TREES COMING THROUGH THE BORDERS AND TAKING ALL OF THE WORK LEFT HIM WITHOUT A JOB. OBVIOUSLY HE CAN’T AFFORD HIS REGULAR GREEN-STRIPED SHIRTS. AND THEN THE FUCKING TREE JUST HAS TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, BREAKING INTO STEVE’S HOUSE AND MOCKING HIM WITH ITS GREENNESS. IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN? NO. NO, IT’S NOT EASY BEING STEVE.

Look at Blue just sitting there. She is witnessing discrimination of that poor tree and is doing nothing. Doing nothing is encouraging Steve to continue insulting that tree. We don’t know anything about that tree. It could have been molested as a child or lives in poverty. If you witness bullying, speak up.

HOLD UP. So Blue really was a girl. That’s insane. My whole childhood. JUST FUCKED UP NOW. What the hell was Magenta??

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smartpeopleonice:

those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/tv shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your ship looking back at you

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My sister:
Are there boys on your bus in the morning?
Me:
Omg there are and they always just stare at me wtf
My sister:
Omg what
My dad (who I didn't even know was in the house):
Maybe they find you
My dad:
*thrusts*
My dad:
ATTRACTIVE
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
No.

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